do you like art? too bad
do you like writing? do you like fanfiction? do you enjoy coming up with ideas for fics but you just can’t muster the will to write them, or think someone could write it better?
then you’re gonna like this!! i will do all of that. i will write that shit. i am only getting about ten hours a week at work, and that is not about to pay the rent, much less for food, so while i search for a second job, please commission me and i will write that shit for you.
I charge three quarters of a cent a word at this time. that means that a 1500 word fic will be $11.25 USD, for example. i am charging in 500 word increments, though, so if i go a little under or over, you pay the same; you’re paying for my quality. if i go WAY over the limit by several thousand words, the price remains the same once you’ve paid it, so don’t worry!
fandoms i can write fairly easily, in order:
- ben 10
- tf2 (no, really)
fandoms i will attempt anyway:
- harry potter
- flight rising
- breaking bad
- your ocs because i’m nice
- rpf (real person fiction)
- adult/minor romantic/sexual relationships
- vore (sorry)
- scat (not sorry at all)
- vristav (ultimate notp)
- edit: i can’t believe i have to add this. NO RAPE PORN.
that about covers it! if you have any questions, feel free to ask, but ahead of time: yes, i will write that pairing that isn’t vristav. yes, i will write those homestuck characters looking however you want them to look. yes, i will write the drarry 100k magnum opus you’ve always wanted, so long as you pay for it and tell me what you want in it—longer works don’t just get spun out of thin air! (and of course expect that the longer a piece, the longer it will take to get written.) and if you have a fandom in mind that i didn’t mention but you think i could take a whack at anyway, let me know!