Why can’t I fight the moonlight?
Because that’s nonsensical; you can fight a moonlight, but the others will be waiting for you. Not, of course, lying in the shadows; that would be ridiculous. You will need a divide-and-conquer strategy, wherein you call attention to the differences between the moonlights and cause them to fight amongst themselves. For instance, the recent “lunar eclipse” was actually caused by the serious moonlight (which is a devout Baptist) being offended that the pale moonlight was being danced in by the devil and some goth kid’s parents. The silvery moonlight finds the wan moonlight upsetting and fairly offensive, and refuses to be seen with it. You get the idea. If necessary, you can always hire a poet to further subdivide.
In which helpy inadvertently causes moth a major dilemma: having recently received ALLLLLLLL the homestuck music as a gift*, I’d committed myself to listening to each and every album before returning to my normally-shuffled ipod ways. BUT NOW: I am having unexpected Bowie feels. (Moth being one of like 300 people who likes 1980s Bowie [and for that matter one of like 3 people who likes the Never Let Me Down album].)
What to do…..
*seriously, it was the best gift. Homestuck has been by uninterrupted commuting soundtrack for days.